Transportation: Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked...

By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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Mookdaruch 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:04

Didn't you lock the door?

someguy945 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:09

Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.

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mikrav 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:24

Did you not lock the door? That's stupid. And considering that every single liner I've been on has an automatic light in the bathroom that only turns on when the door is locked, you must really like ******** in the dark.

idkweird 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:26

THIS. Every airline Ive been on has a lock connected to the light. When you lock it, it brightens!

Grither76 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:29

I agree with everyone else about locking the door. Anyone who doesn't lock the bathroom door when they're using it doesn't deserve a bathroom door in the first place.

iankennedy17 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:38

why didn't you lock the door? I'm afraid this is bullshit. btw don't you guys love it when some noob thinks he was first, then gets pwned(polarbare)? haha yeah me too

8trickster8 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:18

I like to think they purposely say first when they're not first just to trick everyone, making people like you the 'noob'

WONDERWB 2

Monday 4 January 2010 20:40

As small as those bathrooms are, how did he even get the door open with you in it? Aside from the fact of the door should have been locked, this doesn't seem even possible. FYL either way, but ydi for not locking the door.

Jbeatlebuggy 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:47

Seriously, should have locked the door.

Gstone5 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:52

heres a hint: use the lock, they are there so that no1 walks in on u....

lem0n_lim3 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:09

No! That involves too much common sense!

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Monday 4 January 2010 20:55

Seriously, get over yourself. Everybody on this site goes to the bathroom and needs to wipe their butt. Don't be a drama queen...

FarSide 22

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:00

LOL! What a fucktard! You should have probably wiped your mouth, nose, and ears... inasmuch as you have shit-for-brains too! ROFL.

oarisimo 4

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:07

that's not even the point, genius. its the fact that he didn't lock the door.

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:06

lol omg and to whoever said didn't the stranger notice OP get up to go to the restroom... there is usually 2 bathrooms in an airplane so maybe the other one was occupied and the one OP was in was maybe unlocked?or something along those lines:)