Transportation: Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked...

By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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PTSD

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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Mookdaruch 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:04

Didn't you lock the door?

someguy945 0

Monday 4 January 2010 20:09

Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.

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daniel1_1 13

Tuesday 5 January 2010 4:54

why didn't you lock the door?

girlygirllol8 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 5:28

hahaaaaa

iBlazer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:41

Most likely fake. Who ***** in the dark? Why would the person sitting next to you get up and go to the same bathroom you just went to?

nodbor 11

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:49

blind people

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:49

lol....I have a 16-hour flight (7.5 hours and 8 hours) in 2 weeks......but I sure as heck won't let this happen.

kiah101 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 6:51

haha wow u totaly suk

Dx2 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:18

agree with #6

me5 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:40

He's a stranger no more!

fatalkiss 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:03

lmao I can imagine your facial expressions

queenofdeath 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:27

okay.. that really sucks.. one of the best fml accidents ever though xD

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:24

awkward !

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