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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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By Damn - 06/12/2016 20:12

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 22:03

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By Hey, thats not math!? - 09/08/2016 20:20 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML

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By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 06:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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zingline89 18

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

That's nazi way to get a job.

indielove 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.

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Bofferding_fml 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:24

Don't be such a grammar nazi

perdix 29

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:27

I've heard there are some pockets in rural Oregon where that might be considered gratuitous brown-nosing (or brown-shirting, as the case may be.)

Cubkins 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:28

Get revenge on your brother. Although kind of your fail for not rereading it ;)

2ndSucks 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:28

You know, you generally proof read before sending.. Hopefully you didn't say you were a very "people-person" though.

ndiesal 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:29

Well, the signature can be set in the settings of the e-mail program you're using, so the brother could have done that and OP would never have known.

ndiesal 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:31

OP would have never known. But LMAO! **** anti-flood!

Epikouros 31

Monday 17 October 2011 16:13

It's still YDI for not using proper e-mail software that displays the signature in the message while you're writing it.

Jamicianprince 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:31

Auk de liber

faithxoxox 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:38

Dutch oven for the win.

Jewdazking23 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:39

Im jewish. enough said

twofirstnames 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:36

Thanks for the information

Jewdazking23 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:41

Im jewish, make him into meat for the passover God damnit!!!!!!

sougstad 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:42

Your brother is awesome!!

Maybelline008 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:25

Your mouth isn't!

ejjamael 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:44

lol good one ^^^^^

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, bro

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