Intimacy: Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying...

By Soundofaboner - 23/04/2013 16:08 - United States

Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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By DesperateBich - 28/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Nate - 31/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

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By snowinggrey - 19/02/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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KeXu 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:26

Good ole' random boners

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:32

You were so on key you got a standing ovation from your buddy downstairs

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MrsAlexander83 10

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:18

In cases like this, I would scream about having diarrhea cramps.

Viet_fml 9

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:41

Thats messed up lol

Recon1 11

Wednesday 24 April 2013 20:43

Be proud and stand at attention for all to see.

Lomus 24

Wednesday 24 April 2013 22:49

When you stood up, you could have at least covered it by putting your hands together in front of it. Better than nothing.

Jharrist89 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 0:01

That's when you take your 15 seconds of fame and tell the ladies how you roll lol!

ajh557 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 0:10

That's where you pretend you have itchy balls and adjust

Luckyu77 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 5:24

oh no!

simplysarcastics 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:19

Well hey, at least it wasn't the church choir... Haha

cptverderosa 11

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:15

I hate those dame things

asherz892 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:12

ahahaha oh my gosh, shoulda stayed standing

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