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By Nate - / Thursday 31 March 2011 15:54 / United States
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You got off lucky, for realz. If that were me I would have let out a lot more than a squeal. Something along the lines of "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK", politely demonstrated by me today when my mother dearest slammed my toe in the car door :)

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get a nut bra! you couldve prevented this if your balls werent hanging all the way to your ass. LOL

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Should have said that the prayer was so touching that you got over excited :) "Holy pee in my pants!"

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I wonder if priests know how people talk about them being pedophiles. It seems like all of those comments might hinder their desire to ever become a priest in the first place.

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Yes, #183, they know they will be judged out of ignorance or bigotry, but choose to dedicate their lives to God regardless. That must take courage.

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I noticed all the thumbs down too... I think someone is taking religion a little too seriously. If God didn't have a sense of humor, half of us wouldn't exist! (Nor would the platypus) This is one of my favorites... it also explains quite a bit. :)

Tell them you're on a drug called charlie seen... and you got one speed "GO"... which prevents you from staying quiet for too long

You got off lucky, for realz. If that were me I would have let out a lot more than a squeal. Something along the lines of "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK", politely demonstrated by me today when my mother dearest slammed my toe in the car door :)

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How did she fuck up my toe? She asked me to come to the shops with her, so being the doting daughter that I am, I quickly jumped in the car with my pjs on and no shoes. When she got what she needed she opened my door to hand it to me to hold onto, shutting the door before I was ready, thus jamming my big toe. Needless to say I screamed expletives while desperately trying to open the door because she didn't notice. Maybe I have such a foul mouth she thinks it's normal for me to scream random s

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