Shouldn't have said that! By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation... I agree, your life sucks 446 You deserved it 198 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 509 You deserved it 77
Today, a sewer main broke just outside of where I work. It smells like a latrine here but we are not allowed to close down, and the county won't do anything about it for two weeks. The only upside is that I'm not dealing with many customers, but having to smell the entire city's feces is way worse. FML I agree, your life sucks 461 You deserved it 77
Today, I found out that in September I will be expected to teach a student whose mother described as a more pedantic, nitpicky, annoying version of Sheldon Cooper. FML I agree, your life sucks 847 You deserved it 93
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 314 You deserved it 7 420
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML I agree, your life sucks 906 You deserved it 88
Today, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 829 You deserved it 5 415
Today, I just let out all my feeling for a woman that I have loved for 22 years. When I finished, she said "You're so funny!" and walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 642 You deserved it 6 428
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 506 You deserved it 358
it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!