Oktoberfest Fail - FML

Oktoberfest Fail

By FML Videos - 26/09/2018 18:30 - United States - New York

...and the crowd goes wild!!!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 27 September 2018 1:13

me at my rave sooooo high i walked around a bonfire 36x stopped in the same spot every time and said "where the hell am I"

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 27 September 2018 11:49

Now that is a whole new sport. Drunk people attempting to get shoes on with no hands, that I’d watch!! 😂😂

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Thursday 27 September 2018 1:13

me at my rave sooooo high i walked around a bonfire 36x stopped in the same spot every time and said "where the hell am I"

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 27 September 2018 11:49

Now that is a whole new sport. Drunk people attempting to get shoes on with no hands, that I’d watch!! 😂😂

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Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML

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Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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Today, I tried to book another train to go back to college for the spring after my first train was cancelled, only for it to be cancelled again, and there were no buses, nor did my parents want to drive me. FML

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Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML

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Today, I've reached a level of tired I didn't think was possible. I've had less than 3 hours sleep in the last 72 hours and have not slept more than 20 minutes each stretch because my newborn is so unsettled. The baby has been peacefully sleeping for the last 3 hours and I can't sleep. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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