Miscellaneous: Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By oblivious idiot - 12/02/2016 07:50

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML

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By moms a baby - 31/03/2014 02:44 - United States - Loma Linda

Today, my mom stopped playing badminton with me because she claimed I was too aggressive. Apparently winning, playing by the rules, and smashing is considered aggressive. FML

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By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

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buckeyed 20

Friday 31 January 2014 0:21

Sounds like that teacher needs to reevaluate his/her own assumptions, in both ways.

SpicyDuck 22

Friday 31 January 2014 0:24

How do you even cheat in badminton? /:

Comments

Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Friday 31 January 2014 0:29

Huh well ya know

botanistjessica 24

Friday 31 January 2014 7:13

No, I don't know. What exactly am I supposed to know?

just_jess7 13

Friday 31 January 2014 11:50

Well that was enlightening.

FML_Elle 17

Friday 31 January 2014 0:29

It seems like a double edged sword... If you lose, everyone will think you're being "too easy" on the mentally handicapped person, if you win you're cheating to humiliate him/her? All I can say is at least the coach cares and is looking after the mentally handicapped person in his/ her own way, but that doesn't change the fact your coach is not being fair!

FindingYujin 26

Friday 31 January 2014 5:52

Double edged sword is usually used for something that does good and bad. These are both bad outcomes.

gracehi 31

Friday 31 January 2014 8:36

More of a catch 22 or "damned if you do and damned if you don't."

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 31 January 2014 11:08

I doubt it to be honest. The coach attitude was patronizing for one thinking that he should pair up a mentally handicapped person with a lousy player to even the chances, two for assuming that because OP played normally, he did it in the intent to humiliate the person with a disability. OP's attitude was at least respectful by treating his opponent as an equal.

bacon_lover100 11

Friday 31 January 2014 0:31

Your teacher doesn't have good reasoning

Fuaaad1994 31

Friday 31 January 2014 0:34

You seem so happy about your victory. Congrats.

ckerane 16

Friday 31 January 2014 0:40

well done :) its bad what your teacher done though

TXFernwoods 26

Friday 31 January 2014 0:47

CONGRATZ! Tell the teacher to just shit the **** up (nicely) because you actually won, without cheating

SammyS2012 21

Friday 31 January 2014 13:39

how do you shit a ****? it sounds painful

leary96 15

Friday 31 January 2014 0:52

Maybe the coach was mad you didn't like said handicapped person win.

leary96 15

Friday 31 January 2014 0:56

*let said person

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 1:01

Did you come back and win through the losers bracket? Either way you won...good for you...

kolapo 8

Friday 31 January 2014 1:10

Lol

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 31 January 2014 1:13

Maybe he said it only to make the handicapped kid feel good. Give him the victory.

magiczebra 9

Friday 31 January 2014 1:24

Are handicapped kids not normal people? Can they not deal with losing a game in gym class? Babying the disabled kids won't help them at all, it'll teach them that they can do whatever the **** they want because they're disabled. They should be treated the same as non-handicapped kids.