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By penny-dropping - 16/04/2012 04:24 - United States

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

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By GrahamCracker - 21/05/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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By Cockroachphobic - 04/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that the small bugs I've been blowing off my pillow all year are in fact baby cockroaches. I discover this when I found two full grown ones crawling around and decided to Google it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 04:44 - United States - Mahwah

Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML

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By Anna Lete - 12/07/2017 21:31

Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML

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By lingadoo - 07/12/2012 05:46 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

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demonkonga 5

Monday 16 April 2012 12:00

1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one

SliceOfCake 9

Monday 16 April 2012 12:01

Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?

Comments

yoyoforpeace 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:35

Where we're you on vacation? And remind me to never go there -__-

nvo 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:10

Easier to exterminate than bedbugs. Still, it's gross! FYL

anothermohammad 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:44

wow. nightmare

kate_may_713 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:25

Thats a bit gross :/ FYL

courtneyschrader 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 0:00

EWWWW! God that sucks

metal8lover 11

Monday 21 May 2012 7:58

well at least they weren't the biting water roaches we have here in texas

LesaraRose 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:47

gross!! those are the only creature that can make me scream.

ya_momma 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 16:20

Thats just disgusting. I wouldnt care about the stuff inside i'd just throw away the whole thing

ksvm 2

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:03

BURN IT.

Felling 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:24

Why would anyone search that hard for a penny ..?

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Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

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Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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