By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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bubo_fml 10

Really mess w/ your boyfriend & show him what U do with the pillow pet...That oughta shut 'im up!

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Otarin 6

You should have pretended to like it. Turn the tables, and demand it to be in the room next time you get intimate (assuming you do).

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OfficeNinja 5

He made that unicorn HIS pillow pet. You might want to have it dry cleaned now.

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TynoMite 3

Reason #463 that I'm glad I'm a lesbian.

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Enslaved 36

Immature guys or not getting poked by a unicorn?(:

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lolthatscute 0

girlfriends can be immature too. lesbians could run into the problem of maturity as well. it's not specific to guys. although most girls mature faster than guys.

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zzzjmarzz 1

I'm sure everyone else is glad your lesbian too

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downtime 12

Reason #463 that you need to stop being a misandrist bitch.

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perdix 29

Getting a lecture on maturity from someone who owns a "unicorn pillow pet?"

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ressa_1428 0

The pillow pet just wants his fun too.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Pillow pet could be a she, you never know!!

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G0v3nat0r 7

YDI for having a unicorn pillow pet lol

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sheethapins 13

"Children don't have sex like this." Since when did children start having sex period?

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