By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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Rainbowface 2

It's time for bacon

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RadioOctopus 16

swimming in the ocean! causing a commotion! cause they are so awesome..

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banman12321 6

1. Ydi for having a childish boyfriend. 2. Ydi for having a pillow pet.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Pillow pets are serious business. >:|

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bellielovie 2

Aww come on he was just having funn!!

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gabemyers 0

You tell him to not be child-ish, but you have a pillow pet?

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waddup1661 0

why do you have a pillow pet in the first place?

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hotncool 0

Haha hahahaha Lmao Bwahahahaha Heeheeheehee Hardy har har Hahaha Sorry for laughing but that's fckin funny and hilerjous

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illmatic2 16

You need to stop and never do that again.

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TheWetzel 5

Well, some people do have pretty weird fetishes....

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