By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Where the hell do you work? The stock room of a strip joint?

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

There are few times where it is acceptable to hit a man in the balls, but in the case of someone humping the back of my head, I would have probably done it. That's just rude.

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pkrnepal 0

That's just plain wrong

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MickGold 8

Do you work at Walmart?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I could totally see this happen at Walmart. I might need to attempt this next time I hit up the big W.

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deadman93 7

ahhh The grandure of working publicly.... the stupid shenanigans shall never end

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linkinpark98 23

All you had to do was move your head back very fast and sock him in the balls. :)

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cornielious 1

Where the hell do you work?!

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harley1058 0

Right when they do that before they can run grab their leg and make em fall

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Bassist5798 0

to all u complaining about ur jobs I have no money my car doesn't work and I don't have a car so Stfu there's always someone worse than u

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ErinBeam 1

Your car doesn't work...and you don't have a car?

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TSN619 7

How does your car not work when you don't have one?

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Awsumuzzie 12

My imaginary motorcycle won't run, either!

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thewife5 19

Then get off the Net and stfu and turn your life around crybaby

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desireev 17

Whenever you have a job, you have the right to complain about it. If you don't like your situation, get off your ass and do something about it!

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TheDrifter 23

111 has the idea. Cut that beiber mop, put your hat on straight and commit to 40 hours a week at a low paying job you dislike. It's how everyone starts and future employers will judge you on not only how long you stick with it, but how long you sat at home crying about it first. Rule of thumb for HR where I work: any employment gap over two years without illness, injury or pregnancy listed as the reason for leaving the previous job goes straight in the garbage.

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Bassist5798 0

for all u bitching about me being lazy I'm always out doing something iv turned in over three hundred applications and checked up on them Damn don't say Shit if u don't know me ******* and I'm only on this website because its on my phone and btw I got hired today

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ErinBeam 1

Head to head combat! ;P

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