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By Anonymous - 26/02/2012 21:27 - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

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Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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colonelduckie 5

Monday 27 February 2012 1:48

That is what the Neolodge is for duh.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 27 February 2012 1:49

I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.

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XxgreymoonxX 8

Monday 27 February 2012 3:59

Add me :D Stephaniexyz2 :)

qwertyuiop100 2

Monday 27 February 2012 3:59

dude. get some friends.

hamtaro331 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:02

Neopet.... And ppl yell @ me for likeing pokemon

RaeBearr 5

Monday 27 February 2012 4:10

Omygod.. this just made my day.. xD

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 27 February 2012 4:16

Damn I haven't been to take care of my neopet in a long time, I wonder how it's doing... *starts making arrangements for neo funeral*

ladywhitestripes 2

Monday 27 February 2012 4:26

wow Neopet are still around? Wait I call BS!

CursedSilent 1

Monday 27 February 2012 4:31

Can we bet on your call of BS?

LostTragedy 7

Monday 27 February 2012 4:31

Neopets was originally created for college students you know. And no worries, OP, I still play Neopets. =D Although, I don't have panic attacks if I don't feed them. I mostly just roleplay. It's an easy site to roleplay on.

LostTragedy 7

Monday 27 February 2012 4:34

Also, put your Neopet in the Neolodge. And lots of older people play the site. It's honestly a better hobby than drinking, drugs and all that other crap.

hilary56 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:37

You're old enough to get a job and still play neopets?

firefighter4567 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:38

U kno once you're over the age of 8-9 u might be to old for that website

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