Work: Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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Monday 31 December 2012 12:08

At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 31 December 2012 12:09

Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.

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interesting33 36

Monday 31 December 2012 15:28

That sounds rude of them to ask about having a feel :/ Hope you are okay - everyone will forget about it, don't worry just carry on as if nothing happened

Strangemixie 8

Monday 31 December 2012 15:28

You should have let him feel it.

onorexveritas 23

Monday 31 December 2012 15:43

that's hot (sarcasm)

KaiCer0 8

Monday 31 December 2012 16:56

I would say FYL, but you need to get into shape. That situation right there should be an eye opener for you

B1TCH 2

Monday 31 December 2012 16:57

Well #28 if something such as weight is a problem that you find embarrasing...then change it... if someone don`t have a problem with their weight then awesome but if you have back boobs and don`t like it then diet.... it isn`t rocket sience... thanks. It is as simple as if you dont like your hair...cut it. If you don`t like the color... die it... duh! But thank you for informing me what "op" means...