Transportation, Cars and Smells: It's a gas gas gas

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By FartyCar - 30/11/2018 17:30

Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

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Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2017 02:00

Today, we found out the god-awful smell in our truck was actually coming from the whole uncooked chicken I thought the store forgot to ring up over 2 weeks ago. It had fallen out of the bag and under the passenger seat. FML

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Baked

By Ooops - 12/09/2019 22:02 - Canada

Today, I kept smelling the pleasant odor of baking bread while driving around. Tonight, I realized that the smell of yeast was actually coming from a cup of moldy smoothie that got missed and left in a cup holder in the back of my car. FML

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No soup for you

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Janesville

Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Gassy

By Anonymous - 10/07/2022 06:00

Today, we had cabbage. A lot of cabbage. The farts are so horrid I can barely stand myself. FML

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Stink bomb

By Jenni - 02/08/2021 11:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML

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Climate change

By BloodyHorror - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, the blood from some defrosted steak dripped under my fridge where I couldn't see it. One insanely hot day later, and my whole house smells like it has its period. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00

OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts." Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

crazycrochetlady 12

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:25

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00

OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts." Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

crazycrochetlady 12

Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:25

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Friday 30 November 2018 20:27

You shouldn't have eaten it then...

fjvitt 14

Friday 30 November 2018 21:12

I’ve never tried the “broccoli in the boot” excuse... I usually use the “deny it” approach for my car-farts...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 1 December 2018 0:28

Which immediately reveals you're the one who supplied it.

AstroTurfMatador 11

Saturday 1 December 2018 7:18

Wow, it was in your trunk for 3 days, and still frozen after all that time? Amazing!

BeachMammal 8

Saturday 1 December 2018 23:54

Now you always have an excuse: "Oh, that's just the broccoli in the boot."

Agent JPN 9

Monday 3 December 2018 4:27

What did you think would happen after eating rotten broccoli?

ravioliwheresthespaghetti 4

Wednesday 16 January 2019 3:14

That's what you get for eating broccoli lol

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Today, I went to a nice restaurant with my grandfather, who kept telling me to be kind towards our waiter, as he was probably just starting his summer job. The same waiter who, as my granddad had probably forgotten, had brought us our food six months ago and was now standing four feet away. FML

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Today, I’m on my fifth miscarriage in nine years so we’ve had to decide to stop trying. Ever since we stopped, my mother in law is blaming me for giving her no grand-babies and uses every opportunity to try convince my husband to divorce me and marry a real, “fertile” woman. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

Same thing different taste

Dinnertime

Baked

No soup for you

Gassy

Stink bomb

Climate change

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