Health: Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really...

By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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Ouch

By rnw - 21/07/2016 05:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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Sunday 26 July 2009 23:33

EPIC FAIL. you can't even put your cell down to work out? just sit it on the dresser or something. come on. sorry but YDI.

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:42

This is funny as hell. I'm not gonna say you deserved it, it's just a good laugh.

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millenium1000 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:36

ifruit, so have I. they usually know who's are fake but you will be suprised:D

KillaKingPerrie 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:03

Had to go to the hospital for kneeing yourself in the face what are you a UFC fighter?

misterasdfjkl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:16

you're telling more people now.

Dale_xD 15

Friday 14 August 2009 16:59

Omg I've done that, but I was training for karate and was doing a head kick. I slipped and gave myself a really bad nosebleed :S :L

SmileandWave 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:35

Someone I know did that when she was little. She got told to do a somersault ona trampoline and kneed herself in the face. Now you can tease her about pretty much anything but one word about the bump in her nose and you've crossed the invisible line leading to your imminent vaporisation by way of death stare

ImJohanna 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:22

Oh I did that when I was younger, but my knee hit my eye instead.

ralphfoster 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:42

Nannoo 0

Friday 24 September 2010 6:28

There is such a thing as "doctor-patient confidentiality." Basically, a doctor cannot tell anyone anything about his patients without their explicit consent. Even my own mother (an RN for over 20 years) refuses to tell me anything about any patients she's had. I'm not sure if it's true but she says she could get fired. So a.) emergency room? That's a load of bull. And b.) your doctor wouldn't tell anyone what happened except maybe family. Fake post.