By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
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peete182 0

Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

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leftyy 0

then there would be nothing LEFT

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jocelynelise 4

awwh. that sucks.. you should push her in a lake! just for giggles.

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amhort 4

It's gross that you hit her with raw mean, but she COMPLETELY overreacted...

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Allyrocks113000 0

Remind never to eat anything if I ever come to your house.

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ElricMustang 23

In what world would it be funny to slap someone with a raw porkchop? Sprekin any English on your planet?

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

I see this as a FYL and YDI, You shouldn't have done that, and neither should she. Her more.

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PatRme 9

How the can anyone say you deserved that? People are crazy

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Lucky7Samson 10

That bitch is crazy. A porkchop slap is childish, embarrassing, but above all HARMLESS. That hoe could have put you in the damn hospital with hot grease. Kick that hoe to the curb.

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DolphinGirl369 11

Why the hell are there so many ydi?! Regardless of how angry you get, it's violence is never acceptable, and throwing how grease on someone can land them in the hospital with third degree burns! Hope you're ok OP and dumped the bitch. (And yes, I'm a woman. Shouldn't matter though...)

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