By Anonymous / Monday 23 July 2012 15:41 / United States - Apex
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  143dav  |  8

OP should be happy he didn't take his pants off for the fear of being bitten by the "coin animal". Then everyone would've known Victoria's secret...

  RedPillSucks  |  30

I thumbed you up cause I was wondering the same thing.
What the hell is under OPs clothing that the quarters didn't just fall to the ground, AND they felt like a wet animal?

  jetsown08  |  21

Ah, the wild quarter strikes yet again. This small metallic beast is a shifty one, be careful for it next time OP. The effect of the touch of a primordial quarter can induce effects such as hallucination and insanity, strikingly remarkable to the described symptoms.

  jetsown08  |  21

25- That could work. Or perhaps instead of turning it into a pickup line, they could turn it into a movie line about snakes. Hmm, maybe like "I am tired of these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' restaurant?"... Yeah, that sounds pretty good. I think I should submit that to Samuel L. Jackson to put into one of his movies, what do you think guys?

By  emilymaeve  |  8



Today, my new job isn't all I expected it to be. It's become clear that the previous girl didn't do her job for 6 months, which means that the international CEOs have gotten involved, and I'm the lucky winner of an in-depth internal audit as a result. FML

By flammaefata - / Wednesday 8 March 2017 11:53 / South Africa

Today, the company I work for lost 3-weeks worth of time sheets, so we have to fill them all out again. I don't remember what I did yesterday, let alone three weeks ago. That's why I religiously fill out the time sheets in the first place. FML

By sideeffect001 - / Friday 22 January 2016 17:03 / United States - Logan
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