167
By Anonymous / Monday 23 July 2012 08:08 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Since your comment will be thumbed into oblivion anyway, I might as well say the totally wack thing that immediately popped into my head when I read the FML: Doesn't matter, (your parents) had sex?

Reply

You are right and now you hear exactly how Mommy does it. She tells Daddy to grab the back of her head and then she gargles on it.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

19 - She's getting thumbed down because the epic history of "FIRST!" comments have led to a culture on FML with very specific rules: 1. Do not write "FIRST" as your first comment. 2. Do not "waste" the first comment by writing 2 words like "that sucks" just to be first 3. Do not say "that sucks" or "sorry OP" anywhere. According to the comments of the FML masses, "It's FML of course it sucks!" 4. Do not comment on the first c

Reply

#30. Good guidelines, but I once wrote "that sucks," but it was a vacuum-cleaner-related FML, so it was the "right" comment for that one.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

These people make no sense at all. Marc and perdix seem to be the only ones with comments that are comprehensible.

Reply

Op must be one heavy sleeper. If the sex was picked up then it must have been loud I assume or not and just loud enough to be heard.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

MR KRABS (read in a sponge Bob voice) if your gonna talk like a sailor you're gonna work like a sailor. Any body... No, oh okay.

Reply

3 - I was wondering the same thing, since I've been told I snore too. But I'm assuming the phone is constantly recording but recording over itself every few seconds, and if it detects any noise it saves the recording and records a little longer. So basically all you'd have in the morning would be the times you snored. Or of course random sounds from your parents' room...

Reply

I thought it was "sleep cycle alarm". It records movement, not speed and can tell what sleep cycle you are in. It wakes you up when you are in the right cycle so you don't get that groggy feeling. I have no clue what app OP is talking about.

Reply

I have one like this, it records when there's noise. My blanket is sort of loud so when I turn over it records for A couple seconds or when I snore! It's actually pretty cool but not in the OPs case!

Reply

I found an app on the app store called "Dream Talk Recorder". It's free and says it only records when there is a noise and you can adjust the sensitivity so you don't get unwanted far away noises or normal noises that occur.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

I have an app that records you while you sleep but it only records the sounds you make and shows you what time you made that noise instead of having to listen to 8 hours of sleep

At least you proved your friends wrong. Unless the sound of your parents having sex suppressed your snoring.

Reply

Or OP could ask his/her parents which night they plan to not have sex, so the app could get a clean read.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Take the phone, put it on your driveway, and run over it multiple times with your car. Then burn it to ashes.

Loading data…