Intimacy: Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he...

By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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lrb081 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:13

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:42

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

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poeticvibez07 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:50

maybe you should be tastier??

Rees 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:18

Just thinking about all the grease in that burger makes me want to vomit. How could someone eat that crap?

Ciara Koch 22

Monday 18 October 2021 4:56

Maybe bc were not all food snobs ...

ragsy 7

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:22

Baconator beats fish every time!

VeryScared 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:46

baconators are delicious

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:53

Sounds like your boyfriend is a meatatarian... Think about it.

sgaske 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:03

What kind of moron makes pleasure noises while eating a ******* wendies sandwich? lol

cmac86 23

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:06

ydi for not waiting until marriage!

pflotus 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:24

YDI for being bad in the sack.

clars_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 8:15

well come on it's freaking bacon!!

Njtorres 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:32

My favorite combo #4 BACONATOR!!! by the way only man that can't handle it moan so be happy you got a man not a bitch =D

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