By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 025
You deserved it 5 613

Same thing different taste

Top comments

what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol

Mx_Rider 6

p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D

Comments

YDI for having pre marital sex! It's against Christianity and Islam and many more! Shame on you.

Phil_McCracken 0

rub your body with bacon grease and the problem's fixed. he'd be more into you that way

jw90 18

u just don't taste like bacon.

triplethreat13 0

Disgusting comments, people. Anyway. To the OP and all other OPs that have ever posted a story like this one: GET OVER IT. Seriously. People shouldn't compare sex noises to the piggish noises of a man eating. Honestly, I'm a little weirded out by the idea of people keeping track of what sounds their partners make...

I think OP noticed that her boyfriend was enjoying his burger more than sex and was just using whatever sounds he makes as an example.

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

is he a chubby bunny? or does he get like that for juicy burgers often?

ydi. my guess is that you may have had too many baconators yourself