Transportation: Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers...

By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Hanykins 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:09

I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.

v1knownaz_chris 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:06

rofl/fail and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free

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loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 7 September 2009 16:22

Hello Kitty is in the kid's meals now? Excuse me, I suddenly want some MacDonalds.

JillianDramatic 1

Monday 7 September 2009 16:55

I don't believe you. McDonalds has American Girl toys right now, not hello kitty. And why would you have gotten a toy anyway.

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 7 September 2009 16:56

well that's obnoxious

L0L_Sarah 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:39

it clearly says shes from canada. they dont have american girl toys. plus, when toys run out, they have back up old toys that they give out.

lalamona 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:07

what were you doing at McDonalds in the first place???

Kervik 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:14

What? Be glad you only lost a 10 'cent' toy.

tbrayspena23 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:43

o gosh. your life is definately ******.

rodents1000 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:43

it could be any toy so shut up people

Xrailer 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:53

YDI for going to Mcdicks

TheDark_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:13

McDonalds charge $1.90 for a toy where I live. I know this because I work there

Fingers0689 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:44

That sucks! a bum broke into my car once to steal my change, sunglasses, and a zippo.. Worth about 25$ total.. I was pissed

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