Miscellaneous: Home movies

Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:21

"...It was harder times and longer days Five miles to school, uphill both ways We were cane switch raised, and dirt floor poor 'Course that was back before the war Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair Flying F-15's through hostile air He went down but they missed me by a hair He'd always stop right there and say... That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as... *ccccctttt* ...Oh my God Johnny! That feels SO GOOD! Harder! Harder! Uhhhhh *orgasms*..." Family gasps in horror

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 9:10

this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD **** to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.

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imblue 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:08

first

muffinsareyummy 1

Monday 7 September 2009 9:10

this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD **** to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.

kayceesaysfyl 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:57

yeah. so you (the OP) record over family videos and not expect your family to share it? im having a hard time coming up with dumb names to call u there are TOO MANY YDI :I

gummibehrs 4

Monday 7 September 2009 10:26

Agreed. Who tapes **** over FAMILY videos? Videos of special times and memories that are meant to be WATCHED? I simply cannot comprehend your stupidity.

Kervik 0

Monday 7 September 2009 17:11

However, **** downloading is one of the easiest ways to contact viruses, and other malware. Since lots of people download it (due to the liability of scenarios like this), it is very easy just to add in some malware (keyloggers, etc.), and then just see how many victims you get. Not all too safe. ;P

Sunbolt 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:38

but FAMILY videos why not some black tapes from the store?

christyxbee 15

Friday 19 October 2012 9:26

Ex-girlfried ? The hell ?

glassisass 0

Monday 7 September 2009 9:11

why would you record ****... never do that. thats how you get caught. oh btw. funny user name! haha dont even save it to your computer. and always delete the history. if you want to watch then just watch, dont save