Miscellaneous: Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started...

By kirstyrd - 12/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Germfask

Today, was the first day my grandma has seen me since I started going to tanning beds. She is now considering taking me out of her will because I look like "a damn Indian". FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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By shrutisoma - 12/05/2016 04:54 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML

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By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Snurkles McGree - 29/12/2011 06:47 - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

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Dork

By Four Eyes - 29/03/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma for the first time since I got new glasses. Wanting to be different, I got crystal colored ones instead of black. She said, "Thank God. You looked so dorky with your giant nerd glasses!" Love you too, grandma. FML

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You deserved it 171

By missko519 - 22/05/2015 07:36 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:04

your grandma sounds great

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:15

Hmmm.....if you are looking that dark, you may want to lay off the tanning a bit. Sounds like you may be overdoing it.

Comments

itsjusttofunny 8

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:27

it sounds like grandma needs to be scalped for being racist.

igive 29

Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:09

Hypocracy right there.

itsjusttofunny 8

Tuesday 12 August 2014 18:17

Not if your already native you bastard.

therealjc_fml 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 21:19

Depends on her age. If she's in her late 80's-90's, they're not being racist. They just don't know better. My grandmother is the same way at 100 but doesn't think anything of it while the rest of us cringe. That's just the way life was for her first 60 years. The world had evolved a ton in the last 30-40 years and had completely passed them by.

CobraLazerFace 21

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:28

2 things that are not okay. Racism... And tanning beds. Guess which is worse?

hacksaw246 24

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:51

Tanning beds obviously!

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 12 August 2014 16:58

A racist tanning bed?

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:59

Isn't all tanning beds racist too? they all turn you tan. pale white skin never lasts around them.

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:33

Your grandma may be racist, but you are a moron.

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:44

Why does this remind me of old politically incorrect cartoons...

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:45

You deserve it for going to tanning beds

Adam5858 17

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:49

Well now it should be coming to your realisation .....to much tan!!

yoshiyakiryu 20

Tuesday 12 August 2014 15:58

Not quite sure why this is getting more YDI's considering this person hasn't done anything wrong and it's her grandmother who's making a racist comment.