Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months...

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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rachilio 26

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:52

Cheese? Really?

livemaerd 11

Friday 24 August 2012 7:29

She thinks you are better than cheese.

Azncrazy95 13

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:30

How cheesey.

MySecretaccount 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 23:24

At least she tried to be romantic I guess...

Mortoli 30

Friday 14 February 2014 19:27

Get with her bro she a keeper lol

headofmedusa 15

Saturday 19 July 2014 22:22

Awww how sweet

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 15:01

Cheese really?

kittykat1501 31

Monday 15 June 2015 15:34

Must luv cheez! Haha hav fun with this!!! Hahaha?

Sansa_fml 38

Friday 3 July 2015 17:52

cheese is the best, so that's one big compliment!

miriamfrank 22

Monday 14 September 2015 5:00

How can someone be that passionate about cheese?

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