Health: Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 20:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

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By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By susan - 24/02/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

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chocolateisyum 12

Friday 28 June 2013 2:17

Well that must have been a slippery situation.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Lovely image, thanks. I can't imagine your butt being any cleaner than today.

Comments

FlyingPie 17

Friday 28 June 2013 3:05

Careful not to get butthurt.

awepicdude 7

Friday 28 June 2013 3:06

Where state r u in???

perdix 29

Friday 28 June 2013 3:21

#36, an embarrassed and slightly bruised one ;)

10showgirl 16

Friday 28 June 2013 5:14

Probably Louisiana. It's hot and humid here.

mandacleary 14

Friday 28 June 2013 5:56

or Texas. it was 107 today

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 28 June 2013 6:54

It says OP is in Nevada. Really, guys? PS - It's forecasted to be 118+ in Arizona the next few days. I win.

noelasis94 18

Friday 28 June 2013 3:19

If only you had a little ball sweat with that ass juice.

upallnight11 19

Friday 28 June 2013 18:13

This almost made me puke

jaguar45b 7

Friday 28 June 2013 3:22

Or someone peed on the lid :/ I think I'd prefer butt sweat

AngrySailor 17

Friday 28 June 2013 3:29

Damn you swanus! (pronounced sway-nis) This condition manifests itself by profuse sweating of the anus and surounding area. Commonly affects truck drivers and ships engine room crews during the summer months.