Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 October 2020 20:41

Well, you're not getting a job offer with such a shitty attitude. The good news is with your personal injury settlement, you and your children will never need to work again!

brenniman 10

Thursday 8 October 2020 1:53

(Lmfao) If all of that is not a sign that that job is not for you, I don't know what is.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 7 October 2020 20:07

OP - That’s dreadful! Flush first, then get up.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 October 2020 20:41

Well, you're not getting a job offer with such a shitty attitude. The good news is with your personal injury settlement, you and your children will never need to work again!

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 7 October 2020 21:12

Did you not call for help? Did you not have a phone? Seems weird it took an hour for you to be found. Unless you knocked yourself out and were out cold for awhile. In that case, holy shit what a fall. But I’m genuinely curious for more details. Because if you weren’t out cold, I just can’t imagine waiting there for an hour, you not calling for help, and no one else coming to the bathroom for that long.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 October 2020 0:41

Dear OP, Please do not post the details here. PM Marcella to satisfy her curiosity. I don not want to know and I think I speak for many. I know what an Alaska Pipeline is and more knowledge in that area is undesirable. Thank you.