Health: Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2019 22:00

Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

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By The lights will flicker on...and off... - 18/12/2022 18:00

Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By Miserableperson - 18/03/2017 18:00

Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML

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Good times, bad times

By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Friday 4 February 2011 1:02

Time to make some red snow.

pasiphae9 5

Friday 4 February 2011 1:04

I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.

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meeba 2

Friday 4 February 2011 4:03

you have tissues right?

millionaire93 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:07

you have to be prepared for these kinds of things! god!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:10

Sleep in the bathtub!

FailBear920 19

Friday 4 February 2011 4:14

Use your finger!

Privations_fml 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:28

Damn, you got good taste in pics. R.R. Ali ftw.

breakingdawnxx3 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:21

Paper towels, tissues, washcloths? Or you could just squat on the toilet all day! :)

ponchoman13 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:26

Out of toilet paper? Take a Shower. ;D

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:26

lmfao. u must be lying, because only Illinois has a blizzard

6812 6

Friday 4 February 2011 4:27

You need to visit sam's club, BJ's, Costco & have @least a 3 month supply on hand. That's what I do. I'm never out.

nicole1784 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:32

lol! i agree:)

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Friday 4 February 2011 4:50

use towels I guess

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