By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
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maphineRAWRS 10

ydi it for trying to "get with" her.. unless you ment in a nice way cause you like her, then you've just been planning to use her for a year so hahaha at her getting with someone else :)

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alexFYL 11

dude, I've been trying to get with Brad Pitt since i was like 11 years old, he keeps going out with other girls. I know how you feel.

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tubal069 0

Dude your not missing much her mom was better!

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ImYoursAlways 3

With a random stranger? Wow, that's disgusting. You must like your girls with no standards.

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alexFYL 11

dude, I've been trying to get with Brad Pitt since i was like 11 years old, he keeps going out with other girls. I know how you feel.

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satanstoystore 0

why YDI: a random guy has better skills but you, for a whole year, cant figure out how to get her to be with you. its a ydi fyl.

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BWill9014 4

oh that sucks..... wait... O.o bad choice of words sorry lololol

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rencegoh 0

just get her drunk when she is alone with you somewhere, in a room or whatever. and you know what you should do already.

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xgetxbentx 13

well, now you know how you can get with her. just get her drunk.

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