Health: Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 00:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By billiams15 - 06/05/2012 21:57 - United States - Katy

Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of

Today, I went to the doctor's. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that the IBS that several doctors have been misdiagnosing me with for 10 years is actually IBD, which is not only infinitely worse, but it's gotten to the point where surgery might be in my immediate future. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By paininthe*ss - 13/02/2023 00:00

Today, because of my life situation, I was told I'll have to have a colonoscopy without anesthesia. FML

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Friday 27 February 2015 10:06

I'd cry too, man. Cheese is better than sex. Sorry for your loss.

Gesula 24

Friday 27 February 2015 10:05

I'm so so sorry

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sousaphonist 14

Friday 27 February 2015 20:54

I find that to be a perfectly acceptable reason to cry

tintin10_fml 13

Friday 27 February 2015 20:57

ulcerative colitis?

karma_kicks_back 16

Friday 27 February 2015 21:42

I have Behcets and cheese is my fave food - so I went through the grief of saying goodbye to cheese too. Actually it was meat, dairy and gluten but I only grieved for the cheese. I literally feel your pain hun!

reaxion 25

Friday 27 February 2015 21:48

Can you still eat bacon? If so, all hope is not lost!!!!

CLT_420 13

Friday 27 February 2015 21:55

Dude I'm so sorry. Cheese is life I'll pray for you

jb143 9

Friday 27 February 2015 22:28

I'm eating cheese rn ???

liquidpwnage 15

Friday 27 February 2015 22:35

I know how you feel, I have something very similar. They make non dairy cheese, it's not as good but it's something.

mattmsk005 8

Friday 27 February 2015 22:40

No more Pizzia fyl

wolfy_fml 5

Friday 27 February 2015 22:55

I bleed like that too... doctors couldn't figure it out though. The worst time, I had to call 911 for myself and go to the ER because my blood loss was so severe that I could have died... I had about 1/4 to 1/3 of the blood I am supposed to have. Had to stay in a week and get a 10 unit transfusion. >_<

alienarcher 4

Friday 27 February 2015 23:28

I have crohns disease which is basically the same as u.c., but it is not solely located in the colon, I basically eat what I want, but if I try not to overdo it, it just depends on how bad your symptoms are not everyone has the same problems, they told me not to eat cheese too, but it doesn't really bother me unless my stomach is already sore...