By fuck you right back, cockspit - 14/02/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
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Nightwing98 22

He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?

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psychoangeluis 1

How sweet? He loves you from the bottom of his creepy heart!

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jeriaslovesyou 16

It's the thought that counts? Haha. No that is actually really creepy.

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Tember12 11

Wow, looks like he can't get over you and doesn't take rejection well. It might be in your best interest to move.

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conqueror57 11

Lucky. It's more than I got from my husband.

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xuneventful 12

I'm suprised there's no "omg you should divorce him" comments. But anyways, perhaps he loves you every day, and not just on valentines? (:

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conqueror57 11

He does. He's actually a great husband in most ways, but he's known for his "I was going to get you..." and lack of follow through. I really wanted the chocolate covered strawberries I had been telling him about for 2 weeks though. :-/

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asherm 15

Sounds like you made the right call on him 6 years ago. Creeper needs to move on

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0bey_Dom3828 4

Maybe you shouldn't have turned him down unless he was ugly

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cchuckcloninger 5

Ah, just can't get you out of his mind...unfortunately. Seriously, if you were my friend I would go with you to the local police precinct with the goodies and try to talk to a female cop. Show the junk and ask how she would like for her little sister to be on the receiving end of such attention. You don't want to exacerbate the situation but a cop going by to straight talk him may do the trick. It's things like this that lead to dead young girls.

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hgore95 3

Doesn't get much more romantic than that

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ahippienamedrae 10

I think I'm going to have to use "cockspit" in a conversation someday.

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SummonerMaenad 22

Awww, how sweet, maybe next Valentine's day he'll get you a mutilated stuffed animal or some maggot-filled chocolates :)

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