By Bullocks - 27/04/2012 05:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Krirn 21

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

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SkoomaKi 27

That takes skill my friend. What kind of soap dispenser gives you a really bad cut?

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nofearjenshere 12

The sharp kind.

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jerseyboy732 16

when plastic breaks it can be pretty sharp

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elat4lolz 0

ancient chinese proverb: always be watchful of danger even in places where you'd least expect it.

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Drigr 9

I work in a machine shop too. The thing is, you get so used to cuts from the metal and tools, that it makes things like cutting yourself on a soap dispenser seem way worse than it should.

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trulypoison 0

That was EXACTLY my first thought and question.

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ollallie 0

At least it's a clean cut it's soap not a dirty metal tool

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madeline9322 17

#45 they were making a connection very relevant to the FML at hand. Why do you need to criticize them for it? Because they posted a much more intelligent comment?

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DontForgetMe4 0

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

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laden_swallow09 34

Rather than NOT WASHING AT ALL. Some sickos either forget or neglect good hygiene after using the facilities. Duh.

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kamikrazy 6

That's why you get automatic soap dispensers. So skilled people like you can't cut themselves.

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Krirn 21

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

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CareFace 16

The grit soap I use at work had glass fragments in it... I sliced my hand "clean" open with it. Ignoring the blood, my hands were super clean. :D /end life story.

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Eila1996 5

Cool story bro, no one actually cares!

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Ugi 26

Speak for yourself 41. I thought it was quite interesting.

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Michael_92 20

Is it just me that thinks glass in soap is a really bad idea?

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accountforme 1

I can just imagine you in the hood when they ask, "where'd you get those scars?" And you reply, "the soap dispenser." They answer, "fu** yeah, you gangsta."

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Dnigz13 4

How do you do that? Did you get soap in your cut aswell?

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hellbilly205 17

Id go ahead and say it was sharp plastic...

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jerseyboy732 16

atleast it was an easy clean up if you were already by the sink

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pbonham 22

Everything is dangerous these days -.- (sarcasm implied)

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hellbilly205 17

Everything is dangerous these days though...

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illabye 0

Impress the ladies by sayin you were in a fight... With your mom LOL.. Weakling

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Torva_fml 16

Lol! Why lie?! It's already on the internet! Yes, my lol was sarcastic... Just to clarify.

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myopinioncounts 3

oooo im so impressed you fought your mom! you bigi tough man you, soo badass! i really hope thats not what turns you on

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nofearjenshere 12

Those soap dispensers these days. You really gotta be careful.

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