Transportation: Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be... - FML

By myselfami - 31/03/2011 11:31 - United States

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

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myselfami 1

Monday 11 April 2011 14:15

Okay, I was pretty unclear about specifics on this FML. The runner was barely tapped by the front bumper of my car. He fell, got back up, and limped off somewhere. The guy that was behind me doesn't have insurance. I have five stitches in my forehead from bashing it against the steering wheel. Kind of wish I wouldn't have stopped, honestly.

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memo619 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:14

I honestly hate people like that, when you j walk, at least make sure no car is heading your way

jes1610 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:14

hahahah blood sprinkler. win

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MichaelsBabygirl 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:39

I think OP is trying to say he got rear-ended and then because of that, he was pushed into the pedestrian

2late2saveme 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:53

damn that sucks for the person that hit in the rear..fhl

mobius8 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:08

Sucks for the person behind you a lot more. It was beyond their control as much as it was beyond yours and I imagine that their car was as damaged as yours (probably more so seeing as the front of the car usually takes more damage than the back) AND they're the ones having to pay insurance in all likelihood.

boobyhill 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:23

ahhhhh "blood sprinkler"!!! love the term! that guy in the gray was definitely retarded, though.

irfan4 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:26

it sucks to be you.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:34

Cardmaster - that was not meant to be an all-inclusive list. But you're right, lifeguards should be on the list too. Hence their title. :)

paigeme 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:07

so does tht mean the person got hit?

Capt_Oblivious 10

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:15

The person behind you managed to turn him into one? That's pretty impressive

spatz447 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:34

So you killed him?

Bartimaeus 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 22:44

(shakes head, grinning) black people... JUST KIDDING THATS RACIST. jk jk jk.

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