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By rimenrezon - 06/01/2015 14:10 - United States - Tampa

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By zzyx - 22/09/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML

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By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML

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You deserved it 1 627

By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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19990231 29

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:29

Buying a new welcome mat is easier than replacing everything they would have stolen.

Vahex 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 18:27

Were they drunk?

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vikky538 28

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:23

at the end you got a wet welcome mat and a dent dorm door pretty shit day...

thecman25 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 1:46

get a sample of his piss and track his ass down

oobergoober89 16

Wednesday 7 January 2015 3:19

How dare you make it so difficult for them? Sorry to hear that. What an A-hole

dragonrider1959 18

Wednesday 7 January 2015 4:39

Who put YDI?

bailey0277 2

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:38

Test the DNA of the urine and you've got your guy/gal.

rmllavaneras 19

Wednesday 7 January 2015 21:53

That was either someone really drunk, or really stupid. Still, you didn't get robbed!

katrinakae1 5

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:48

That sucks, but it's so funny!

melanie_c_g 13

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:03

well I guess at least they didn't get inside

dark_angel4121 12

Sunday 11 January 2015 9:43

Get the mat DNA tested; more likely they are already in the system. And when caught sue them for property damage and vandalization.

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