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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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You deserved it 5 315

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 133

By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 205

You deserved it 39 984

By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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You deserved it 31 128

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By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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You deserved it 2 497

By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 12 958

By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 824

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 124

You deserved it 3 010

By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 613

You deserved it 71 101

By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

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You deserved it 2 235

Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:33

True fire crotch right there.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:48

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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bansheebomber 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 11:08

Need a light?

StopDropNRoll 11

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:06

I believe she was lying

dmann56 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 14:38

thats awesome!!! u could say f his or her life but not urs

Tesaatje 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:19

burn baby burn, disco inferno :D just... eh... how did you do that?

indistructo 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:33

u should run into a crowd of ppl!

dc295 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 15:57

OP did u lie about something?

Tempuser117 2

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:01

AHHHH, help me, Oprah Winfrey! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

smashgrab 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 17:14

I really want more info on this one. How did this happen?

sxe_beast 11

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:15

Whatever you do... DO NOT STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! You must running around in circles flailing your arms and scream wildly.

MinisterOfTheDog 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:57

"I knew my pants were on fire before knowing that my pants were on fire was cool" -Hipster Firepants.

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