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I don't think #4 overeacted I agree with her. These jokes are so annoying , people should get the hint that they are not funny.

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lol I'm sorry that happened to you next time check to make sure everything is ok or sleep with music in your ears so you'll wake up to music! I hope that won't scare you

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Hey, AME, tell it to the eight plus 10 year-olds who voted their comment up! I agree with you, though. You really need to dig deep in the Earth's core for a good pun nowadays, IMO anyways. #57, see #65

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comment 114 did the exact same joke as 1! come on people let's hang her down in the marketplace!

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#63 you dumb piece of shit, basterd son of a bitch your mother is a whore!!! greetings from New Jersey

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it's called a joke. if you really think the joke is stale and unoriginal, don't react at all and show that you indeed have superior knowledge by ignoring it.

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I knew someone was going to post something like this when I read the fml, but seriously number 4 he was just trying to joke around take a fucking chill pill. What is the big deal? I bet it made some people laugh.

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I love when people don't know what certain literary terms mean, like the people who think that everything funny is ironic.

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or just people who don't know how to use regular words, like all those folks who mix up random and spontaneous.

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I think the real FML here is that your fire alarm went off, indicating that you probably had a fire. I woul rather shit myself than burn in my house.

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I said "wow" because I've never heard of anything like this happening before. also, not every comment on this site will be funny or useful. get over it.

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Now that would have been something to post about... "Today my friends fire alarm went off and it made me shit my pants. FML". I dont see what the big deal is here, I shit myself, oh well i'll just change...

The big question here is why is your anus so fucking weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.

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where did you guys get yours at all I could find at walmart was the anal annihilator and for me it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way

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too bad! running out of his house with shit in his pants would've been hilarious... for us

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