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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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By lageste - 20/11/2008 04:37 - France

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 824

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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You deserved it 3 010

By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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By Ihatepants - 01/09/2016 01:37 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:33

True fire crotch right there.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:48

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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philly3d 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:03

Way to steal the roofs thunder...

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:59

excuse me, your pubic hair's crawling

Boss212ification 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:47

Listen here son, No

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:13

Am I the only one who immediatly thought of JD from Scrubs? xD

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:25

Nope, I did too. <3

superkahmiguru 3

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:49

you must be a liar then

JesusOfNazareth 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 4:51

You're a liar! I bet this never happened!

peachykeen93 17

Friday 8 July 2016 15:20

Haha....liar liar!

Conner Dalbeck 15

Tuesday 29 August 2017 22:09

that's watcha get for lyinga

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