Intimacy: Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor... - FML

By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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By lukas - 11/01/2014 00:24 - Canada - Lyndhurst

Spicy

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

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Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

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Get it on

By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada

Spicy

Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Top comments

ThorsSon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:31

Dude... you are getting laid... your woman is obviously enjoying it... she is not ashamed of it... and your neighbor is cool with it? If these are bad things for you, I will gladly come fill in for you.

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 7:45

umm you are #9

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Iso_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:47

The FML here is that the girlfriend was ******* the neighbour

kaileylovesyew 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:12

Umm... No it's not... Not at all...!

PerditaDessa 38

Wednesday 3 September 2014 3:43

How did you come up with that?

Dooms_day 5

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:10

lulz0rz

romanj8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:50

This isn't a ******* FML, you got laid an ur bitch was loud enough that ur awesome nieghbor could hear, post something when ur life is really ****** YDI

CrazyTheRaver 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:25

I Agree with #12. If she is screaming loud enough for the neighbors to hear you're doing your job well. Give yourself a pat on the back buddy...

bookworm8188 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:57

so not an fml ur clearly doing a good job

heygirlhey313 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:14

lmaooo. this is too good.

mich99 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:27

hot

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 6:17

Share the love, man, share the love.

Seven47 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:40

f**** neighbors have sex till you die lol

im_a_dinosaur 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 15:56

hahahaha eww watta creepy neighbour

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