Kids: Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so...

By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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dudeutookhrs 24

Friday 15 January 2016 14:57

It was you, wasn't it??

Avi8r 22

Friday 15 January 2016 15:19

I wonder how many people and gonna try to make "the pun"

Comments

sammiaaron 16

Friday 15 January 2016 20:28

aw hahaha. he was so proud of himself. but FYL for having to be the clean up crew for that one

Orebumsa 2

Friday 15 January 2016 20:36

Part of the job IMHO

AmandaLe 11

Friday 15 January 2016 21:17

Atleast he cares about what you think. Still, fyl for having to clean up something that should've been unnecessary in the first place.

writerchic85 25

Friday 15 January 2016 22:02

I can imagine you spend a good amount of your time cleaning bodily waste up at a daycare

kirkaygri 18

Saturday 16 January 2016 2:09

I'd say about 30% of your day is spent wiping ass. 45% is spent wiping noses.

Ramos808 29

Friday 15 January 2016 22:42

I suppose you have a crappy situation at hand : )

Testing1234 25

Saturday 16 January 2016 5:15

So the "shitty" puns are downvoted but the "crappy" pun gets upvoted? The logic here...

Exotic_Nihilism 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 1:19

This would be the day I quit. Being a former babysitter/daycare worker myself, they don't pay u enough to deal with the shit. I took care of 2 year old potty training twins who had the bladder/bowel control of a sick 90 year old. NEVER AGAIN!!!?

kirkaygri 18

Saturday 16 January 2016 2:12

It takes a special kind of person to work daycare. I own my own. It's not a business that pays well, but I don't have to deal with adults and get to play all day in my pajamas. All the kids are relatives and they keep popping them out so I'll never be without kids. It's a win for me.

Exotic_Nihilism 16

Saturday 16 January 2016 3:49

That's great for you, but I have to say having all the children be related to you makes things easier as opposed to a stranger's bratty kid doing things that make u reconsider the thought of having kids ever in life.lol but I completely agree it DOES take a "special person" to work in daycare.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 1:51

Look mommy, poo-doh!

Spongegirlcs 17

Saturday 16 January 2016 7:17

Praise Lord Latex and your glorious gloves! Pass the bleach!

qweenoflames 10

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:22

Can you blame the kid? Constipation is no fun at all.

Stiggy626 25

Saturday 16 January 2016 10:27

I worked at a daycare where this kid had a straight up fascination with his shit. I found him laying under a bench, smearing it on the bottom, with his other hand dried to his shirt....