Transportation: Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the...

By peanutface - 17/12/2010 13:20 - Canada

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By thisguy - 24/02/2012 01:54 - Canada

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By NotFunny - 24/09/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

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By frozensolid - 24/01/2013 21:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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epic_phail 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

this is why I don't take the bus

reaver24 0

Friday 17 December 2010 16:06

what an ass, hope u didn't freeze too bad

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guiguit2 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 4:34

It happened to me the exact same thing this morning, in canadian winter too!

mikho23 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 7:11

it is Not yet Winter.... and its not Cold outside in canada today

3ph600v 15

Saturday 18 December 2010 14:22

dude, it's a big country; the weather is not always the same everywhere

TheCountess 4

Saturday 18 December 2010 9:43

Perhaps you could find out who this bus driver is and report him to the transportation authorities for unprofessional conduct?

3ph600v 15

Saturday 18 December 2010 14:20

before I say anything else, let me mention that I am also Canadian, but you do realize that winter only starts on the 21st right?

DepressedSoul124 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 14:53

exactly.

insertrandomuser 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 1:20

Im also Canadian, and winter isnt that cold. just saying.

brokengirl30 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:10

winter hasn't even started -.-

xDrella 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:12

oh, believe me, I've had that happen.

soldierinarms 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 7:19

lucky we got summer in Australia now lol.

jeffdubya 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:06

you live in Canada! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fail.

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