Love: Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My...

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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The_Cait 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:52

Oh god, that would HURT.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 3 April 2009 23:50

awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.

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poopoohead 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:57

I've seen this story in a magazine's Traumarama section before... just sayin'.

anna16_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:59

this has to be fake im sorrry but really 1. that wld have hurt 2. how can u just simply tug the string and pull it out if removing a tampon was that easy and painless then i wld believe you

gleidu77 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:12

#30 made me laugh outloud, and i completely agree!

gleidu77 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:15

also, YDI for dating a guy who doesn't know the difference between a really thin thread of material and a thick string. What an idiot.

dancin303 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:49

omg as i said what is it with people who think tampons are painful WTF!!

pinkdaisy 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:30

i guess #158 your right...if the person was not expecting it and prepared for it, they would have an uncomfortable feeling....but not a ton of pain...

babydoll86_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 9:55

#171 What the hell do you do when you swim then? Do you just use nothing and let the blood leak into the water? F-ing gross. And besides, you're WRONG. Tampons are perfectly fine to use in the water. It's pads that you can't use. To people saying pulling out a tampon doesn't hurt, it does if it doesn't have much liquid in it yet and you're unprepared. OUCH. OP: That REALLY sucks!

lovethiz 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 10:01

daaa-amn! he must have been yanking harrrd

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 5 April 2009 18:16

LOL

sillybiker 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:19

to #165 wtf! so your saying guys should go out and buy tampons and girly stuff just so we know what they look like and don't make honest mistakes for helping a girl out?!? what kinda perverse mind do you have? still feel really sorry for the guy his life is truly fml after that incident.