Miscellaneous: Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming.... - FML

By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - 12/04/2013 17:21 - United States - Roselle

Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By skyhawk13 - 30/10/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By dumb dumb dumb - 20/10/2020 11:04 - United States

Today, my daughter decided she wants to be a Pokémon for Halloween. To practice the look, she used fabric dye because she thought it would look cool on her skin. Only she decided to dress as Jynx and instead of looking cool, she looks like a racist idiot in blackface. She posted pics. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Hey! I love pokèmon!!! Pika pika!

damian25 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

thats fukkin awesome!!!! :D haha

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nepture_rose 3

Monday 19 September 2011 1:46

I love Pokémon as much the next guy. But there's a place for it, and homecoming is not one of those places.

jjjaks 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:56

Screw you.

blacksswan 10

Monday 19 September 2011 1:46

Enjoy your life! & I'd love that. It will be something you can look back at and laugh about.

Bluemonster3 26

Monday 19 September 2011 1:48

I wish my school did that :(

DboyCorleone 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:49

Not sure but that's awesome quit bitchin

erpaderp 17

Monday 19 September 2011 1:49

Dude. Pokemon is the shit. I'd totally switch schools with you.

Cairo_ 7

Monday 19 September 2011 1:51

Gotta catch 'em all.

Mitch_Connor 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:51

What do Pokemon and STDs have in common? You gotta catch 'em all! HURRR

andAshes 13

Monday 19 September 2011 1:53

Dude, that would be AWESOME. It was one of the nominations for mine. It didn't win, unfortunately.

WeaverSka 16

Monday 19 September 2011 1:53

This is completely epic. It would be like having a Portal based theatre production, or a Star Wars themed graduation day. It is beyond "Childhood Nerdiness", its just a massive pop culture phenomenon. Just be glad that some schools are still doing awesome things, as opposed to the standard "Fall Ball" or "Senior Prom" p.s Yes, most of my understanding of American high school social events comes almost entirely from watching Saved By The Bell.... :/

Enslaved 36

Monday 19 September 2011 1:53

Wonder what Prom's theme will be? I just saw that "black man loves Pokémon" on YouTube the other day. Super funny!(:

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