By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 937
You deserved it 5 738

Same thing different taste

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That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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Quit bitching about it on FML, thank your parents for trying to help you, take the pills, excersise, and get in shape. Or just laugh about it and get over it because it was probably a gag joke.

prove how much self determination you can have and lose all the weight yourself. FYL for sure. nobody deserves that.

Give them depends and nursing home brochures for their birthdays.

sionis 3

Sounds like someone needs to go on a diet and pick up jogging

My mom gave me a scale for Christmas when I was 16. Sometimes they just don't think.

hey who knows maybe they ment "happy birthday now you can eat all the cake you want and not gain weight you have already lost"

Hey my parents gave me scales and a free month at the gym! Are we related?

well if you end up taking them at least you didn't have to pay for them.