Bricked up

By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

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Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
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Thaylok 17

Needles near that nono zone to drain off the pressure/blood... OUCH! hope it is all good and a lower dosage next time will work for what you need.

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Marcella1016 31

Could you take like half a Viagra?

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JackWood 20

But did you get laid before you went to the hospital?

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you put it to good use before you went to the hospital. I believe you get 4 hours before you need to seek medical attention. Before that, you can hold your girlfriend's attention and any horny ladies in the vicinity.

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Thaylok 17

Needles near that nono zone to drain off the pressure/blood... OUCH! hope it is all good and a lower dosage next time will work for what you need.

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Nico97 3

sounds like OP’s life was quite hard for a time

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Marcella1016 31

Could you take like half a Viagra?

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RichardPencil 30

You don't want to spend all that money for a semi. A semi is worse than totally floppy. A semi means you could get hard but you're not trying hard enough.

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Marcella1016 31

I assumed it meant the erection would last half as long, not get half as hard. Guess I didn’t think about it long or hard enough.

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Chazzster 28

Dosage! Viagra comes in various strengths and the big ones can be cut in half. I assumed you were prescribed viagra by an MD. They should have told you how much to take and when to take it.

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tiptoppc 19

If you have blood pressure issues, get it under control. I think that may be the biggest reason for a lot of ED. Keep in mind, viagra was originally developed as a blood pressure med (of whuch it sucked at) but the side effect (*ahem* “feature”) was boners when getting them were hard (see what I did there?). I’m normal weight for my height, but my immune system issues have kept my blood pressure high (i also have stage 2 renal due to an illness that caused all of this, including an aneurysm), but once blood pressure drops, it’s easier to get into the mood when it comes down to a decent pressure. Try the blood pressure thing first. It’s possible that’s all you need.

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