By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 937
You deserved it 5 738

Same thing different taste

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That's rude for family to do. Should repay them with stool softeners, cause they are shitty.

Give them brochures for retirement homes for their birthday.

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In the mail? / At a big party in front of people?

your parents are mean and rude. but happy birthday:)

That's mean and disrespectful :( at least if you are trying to lose weight they will help. Happy birthday OP

What a-holes. A gift certificate for liposuction or a gym membership would have been more appropriate.

We're birthday twins, happy birthday OP! :)

They're quite expensive and don't really work so... sell them and get free money!

You should eat KFC while staring them in the face

Inconvenient fact: being overweight makes one unhealthy and unattractive. If this is a relevant concern for you - do everything in your power to lose weight.