Miscellaneous: Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's...

By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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You deserved it 4 885

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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By nopleasestopmother - 02/05/2014 23:03 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML

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Kitchen Nightmare

By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Slippin' up

By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

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By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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Sunday 26 May 2013 2:57

You saw it. You can't unsee it.

emmingle 24

Sunday 26 May 2013 3:02

and they didn't invite you? honestly, some people can be so rude.

Comments

SwaffDaddy96 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 3:30

Hope my parents don't get any ideas.

pwnman 33

Sunday 26 May 2013 3:31

What has been seen, cannot be unseen. However OP, you should have joined in!

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:06

Eye bleach is the only solution.

allie2590 31

Sunday 26 May 2013 6:14

OP would need mind bleach.

jonha21 11

Sunday 26 May 2013 15:47

Dam Your Beautifull Women X

86ed 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:06

Those naked bodies are the reason you are even alive. You should be happy your parents aren't prudes; if they were you might not be here.

MlleMC_fml 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 8:00

Hum, not sure of your logic... My parents don't walk around naked, yet they had four children.

PhotoSmith 25

Sunday 26 May 2013 9:20

I have six children, and the only reason I don't walk around nude with my wife is our of respect for my kids. That is something they don't need to see, nor would I want them to see.

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:11

Hahaha this is too damn funny! Your parents are crazy! **** your life!

Eloras_Mom 0

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:11

The only nightmare about seeing your parents naked is the realization that one day your naked body will look eerily similiar. Muhuhahahaha!

gators1995 30

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:16

Should have joined them!!

sjonnemans 3

Sunday 26 May 2013 4:40

the prude-ness of the average American never seizes to amaze me. sure op, it's kinda weird your parents are having a nude cookout but the responses here?! you guys never seen your parents naked? you came out of that pussy you know? really it's all rather natural.