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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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By Grounded - 03/11/2011 09:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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You deserved it 278

By :) - 29/05/2013 07:31 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30

Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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Whiffy

By RIP_Nose - 03/04/2014 21:48 - Germany - Aidenbach

Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

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Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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You deserved it 3 091

Don't blame me

By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

Roxxxxay 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

Comments

arandomthot5 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:55

Take tons of showers, USE ALL THE HOT WATER! and hide their various cosmetics

BellaMarta 19

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:59

Use theirs.

hpdrew15 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:59

I would suggest not failing anymore English tests!

magicgal86 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:42

I am pretty sure foster parents are REQUIRED to give their foster children deodorant... therefore... what they are doing may be considered a form of abuse....

misshighjinks 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:04

What the hell kind of punishment is that?!

cetlawizard 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:44

How's that a punishment to YOU? I think the people who have to smell you (your parents, friends, etc) would be the ones punished! Your parents are obviously idiots, or like to smell sweaty arm pits.