Love: Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called...

By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By xinxiulin - 26/08/2022 18:00 - Australia

Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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Termites 15

Friday 29 March 2013 2:37

"Post liked by ex-best friend"

snufflebubble 13

Friday 29 March 2013 2:38

Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.

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J3TundeadArmY 6

Friday 29 March 2013 16:49

Love how people leave out half the story to make the innocent one the ass whole:/..feel you pain bro

simplysarcastics 26

Friday 29 March 2013 16:59

Definitely defend yourself. She wants to be that bold, then air out what she did so people will realize how dumb they are for listening to her and taking her side.

BobbieH 19

Friday 29 March 2013 18:06

Then clarify the point. I don't advocate airing dirty laundry but she took something out of context to make you look bad. You can return the favor by adding the context. Sorry for the loss of your girlfriend and best friend too.

etoilenuit 15

Friday 29 March 2013 20:34

:-( that sucks. Sorry

EUPHORlA 12

Friday 29 March 2013 21:31

Make another status about the truth?

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 30 March 2013 5:44

just ignore her and those "mutual friends" should get the whole story first

Bunny21 11

Saturday 30 March 2013 6:42

Call her out on it. Trust me everyone else will not only call her a bitch but a ******* cheating ***** like she deserves it. Sorry anyway, this really is double betrayal.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:50

Well that's easy enough to fix. Just post a reply saying that she cheated on you with your "best friend" no less, and watch everyone apologize greatly to you and then turn on her and call her a bitch themselves.

kabza 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:54

but who uses facebook anyway? i hope she steps on a leggo

manchild0225 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 13:18

Blah blah blah screw it being the bigger man is overrated. Hey OP listen up heres a tip beat their asses with sock filled with oranges or bars of soap its painful and doesn't leave bruise marks. Bro truly sorry but I couldn't let that slide now you need to reevaluate your friends and women.