Love: Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called...

By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 648

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2016 16:31 - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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You deserved it 1 458

Queen's gambit

By xinxiulin - 26/08/2022 18:00 - Australia

Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML

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You deserved it 176

By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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You deserved it 90

By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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You deserved it 4 459

He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 287

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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You deserved it 1 981

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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You deserved it 2 800

With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 177

Termites 15

Friday 29 March 2013 2:37

"Post liked by ex-best friend"

snufflebubble 13

Friday 29 March 2013 2:38

Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.

Comments

Shadowlainx 11

Friday 29 March 2013 4:45

SMH wanted to make you the enemy and use Facebook to do so. what a jerk! you don't need her!

_alexis22 9

Friday 29 March 2013 4:54

She wanna put you on blast, then put her on blast!!!

AlexBblah 10

Friday 29 March 2013 5:15

That's Is so messed up EGG THE ******* BITCHES HOUSE

Lilo4life 26

Friday 29 March 2013 5:24

Boohoo for her, she can go **** herself

Adela21 8

Friday 29 March 2013 5:41

that bitch!

Jacksparrow72 21

Friday 29 March 2013 5:45

Blast them on Facebook.

akiahara 14

Friday 29 March 2013 6:56

Clearly you were quite right in your choice of adjectives for her. Slutty **** is also acceptable.

loltroll667 10

Friday 29 March 2013 7:46

Some people...

Gunnie 24

Friday 29 March 2013 8:30

Yes! And see if they still think she earns respect! Explain to them, otherwise they won't know the real situation!

laserbeak 12

Friday 29 March 2013 8:34

You should make a Facebook post about her too.

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