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  porp1  |  4

When life gives you bricks, don't make a house, make life take the bricks back! I don't want your damn bricks, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life' s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson bricks! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... With bricks! I'm going to have my engineers make a commutable brick that burns your house down!

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  Margemander  |  4

I can't help with the brick population, but one time my parents got a custom made steel mailbox that had a post that went 3 feet into the ground. First dumb kid that tried to knock it over with a bat succeeded in busting his rear window and almost broke his arm. No more mailboxes were ever hit in our neighborhood.

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  carlovr435  |  10

But Doc, really more x-rays like the one in your picture are not needed. Instead pull out your trusty 44. and well you know... That way no x-rays. :)

By  Pelreskovich  |  11

Fill in your window with the bricks, that way they can't throw bricks through anymore! Might reduce the lighting/atmosphere of the room though.. Orrrrr, you could chase those rapscallions down and use those bricks carefully placed in a sack to thump them.

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  mudkipsan  |  19

The bricks see their reflection in the window and think it's another brick invading their territory. There are decals you can get that look like a predator, so you shouldn't have this problem again.

By  iAmScrubs  |  19

Okay, you have to listen to me here on the steps to take revenge. First, buy a plot of land about 5 acres in size. Now, buy cement wholesale and store it in there. Now it is time to buy millions of dollars of heavy machinery and a few cement trucks. You can finally proceed to assemble three cement bricks to throw back.

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  Just_ol_Kole  |  0

Afterwards when your revenge is completed, you can kick back in a beach chair and sip a tequila while countless pedestrians ask you what in the hell you plan to do with all that extra concrete, but I'm sure you can find some peace in that secret fort you made in the cement truck.

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